Michael is feeling particularly funny today. He wants to hop between different universes.
He enjoys it quite much. He enjoys the thrill of it. He enjoys the surprises. He is going to go visit himself in a different universe.
In his home universe he has lived for 700,000,000 years. In his home universe poverty does not exist.
Everyone lives in prosperity and abundance. War has not happened for nearly 600,000,000 years.
There are about 500 trillion trillion trillion humans currently living in his home universe.
His universe is perhaps the most perfect universe. It is certainly the most perfect universe that he has ever been to.
Time works differently in certain universes. He is going to go to a universe where he has only lived for 5,000 years.
He climbs into his universe hopping machine. He presses the go button. It works quickly.
He uses his locator-transporter to find himself in this universe and then transport to the vicinity of his other self.
He sees himself walking down a street on a cobblestone road. His other-self has long purple hair.
He goes to speak to his other self and find out more about this universe. He is quite curious.
